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Naughty Words Made Nice

The Bitchery

The Bitchery

Regular price $39.99 NZD
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Color: Monochrome Mood

She’s bold. She’s brilliant. And now, she’s handcrafted.

Each “Bitch” is made from solid wood and lovingly layered with premium Japanese washi tape, then sealed (twice!) in a glossy polyacrylic finish to keep her looking fierce for years to come. Every letter is done by hand, so no two are ever the same — just like the legends who buy her.

Whether you’re serving sass, giving power vibes, or just want something punchy on your shelf, there’s a colour collection for every kind of bold.

  • 12cm high
  • Freestanding or wall-friendly
  • Hand-decorated with Japanese washi tape
  • Patterns vary — because cookie-cutter is boring, but the colour palette stays the same so your vibe stays on point.
  • Handmade with attitude and sealed with sass
    Say it loud. Say it proud. Say it like a Bitch.

 

🌿💜💛 Soft Glam Shenanigan

Vibe Check: Pretty… but probably plotting.


🖤🤍 Monochrome Mood

Vibe Check: Black, white, and bold as hell.


❤️🩷 Hot Heart

Vibe Check: Survivor energy. Heart on fire. No apologies.


💛🤍🖤 Busy & Bee-You-tiful

Vibe Check: Cute, chaotic, and covered in florals.


🐾💅 Kitty Has Claws

Vibe Check: Soft paws, sharp comebacks, and extra eyeliner.


☕️🤎 Espresso Yourself

Vibe Check: Bold roast, bold mood. Sass before sunrise.


🎨🖍 Graffiti Glam

Vibe Check: Neon chaos. Street sass. Spray-painted rebellion.


💚✨ Wildly Sassy

Vibe Check: Jungle glam meets boss-level confidence.

 

 

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