Naughty Words Made Nice
The Bitchery
The Bitchery
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She’s bold. She’s brilliant. And now, she’s handcrafted.
Each “Bitch” is made from solid wood and lovingly layered with premium Japanese washi tape, then sealed (twice!) in a glossy polyacrylic finish to keep her looking fierce for years to come. Every letter is done by hand, so no two are ever the same — just like the legends who buy her.
Whether you’re serving sass, giving power vibes, or just want something punchy on your shelf, there’s a colour collection for every kind of bold.
- 12cm high
- Freestanding or wall-friendly
- Hand-decorated with Japanese washi tape
- Patterns vary — because cookie-cutter is boring, but the colour palette stays the same so your vibe stays on point.
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Handmade with attitude and sealed with sass
Say it loud. Say it proud. Say it like a Bitch.
🌿💜💛 Soft Glam Shenanigan
Vibe Check: Pretty… but probably plotting.
🖤🤍 Monochrome Mood
Vibe Check: Black, white, and bold as hell.
❤️🩷 Hot Heart
Vibe Check: Survivor energy. Heart on fire. No apologies.
💛🤍🖤 Busy & Bee-You-tiful
Vibe Check: Cute, chaotic, and covered in florals.
🐾💅 Kitty Has Claws
Vibe Check: Soft paws, sharp comebacks, and extra eyeliner.
☕️🤎 Espresso Yourself
Vibe Check: Bold roast, bold mood. Sass before sunrise.
🎨🖍 Graffiti Glam
Vibe Check: Neon chaos. Street sass. Spray-painted rebellion.
💚✨ Wildly Sassy
Vibe Check: Jungle glam meets boss-level confidence.
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