The Hot Shit Shelf

Whether you're owning it, muttering it, or turning it into art therapy — “Shit” has never looked this good.

Each piece is handcrafted from solid wood, covered in carefully chosen washi tape, and sealed in glossy polyacrylic for a smooth finish that holds nothing back. Freestanding and lightweight, it's perfect for a cheeky shelf moment or a not-so-subtle wall statement.

And because moods change faster than we can say “what now,” we’ve got a colour collection to match every kind of meltdown, miracle, or masterpiece.

• 12cm high
• Freestanding or wall-mountable with light adhesive
• Decorated with layered washi tape and sealed to shine
• Patterns vary — because cookie-cutter is boring, but the colour palette stays the same so your vibe stays on point.
• Every piece is handmade and one of a kind

Because sometimes, “Shit” just says it best.

🖤🤍 Monochrome Mood

Vibe Check: Black, white, and bold as hell.

❤️🩷 Hot Heart

Vibe Check: Survivor energy. Heart on fire. No apologies.

💛🤍🖤 Busy & Bee-You-tiful

Vibe Check: Cute, chaotic, and covered in florals.

🐾💅 Kitty Has Claws

Vibe Check: Soft paws, sharp comebacks, and extra eyeliner.

☕️🤎 Espresso Yourself

Vibe Check: Bold roast, bold mood. Sass before sunrise.

🎨🖍 Graffiti Glam

Vibe Check: Neon chaos. Street sass. Spray-painted rebellion.

💚✨ Wildly Sassy

Vibe Check: Jungle glam meets boss-level confidence.